Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I watch 'News At Ten' and 'Loose Women' and that gives me all I need to know. — June Brown Copy Share Image
If Democrats don't go on Fox News, it doesn't mean that people stop watching. — Austan Goolsbee Copy Share Image
“What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'. — Nicholas Haslam Copy Share Image
We are so sorry to hear the sad news. He(She) will be Always in our thoughts, Forever in our prayers Eternally in… — Margaret Jones Copy Share Image
Economists' unanimity that bad business is ahead is the most reassuring news possible. It's very unlikely that this will be the one… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
When I about six years old, I loved watching '20/20.' I didn't really know what news was at that age, but I… — Jen Psaki Copy Share Image
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
a sensation is always the same as a piece of news, and a piece of news never lives long. — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Magazines that depend on photography, and design, and long reads, and quality stuff, are going to do just fine despite the Internet… — Jann Wenner Copy Share Image
In entirely unrelated news, there's a new proposal to mandate coverage for gay infertility. The problem is that gay infertility is just… — David Horowitz Copy Share Image
When you have a country that can boast that more than 95 percent of its eligible workforce is employed and pumping money… — J. D. Hayworth Copy Share Image
“David felt that CNBC was the most critically essential yet significantly undervalued news network available to American citizens. He turned the television… — David L. Wadley Copy Share Image
The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy!… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Of course, we knew that the official reports were sketchy, if not falsified. But, in terms of information theory, this is precisely… — Konrad Zuse Copy Share Image
Yes, I have a website that puts out conservative news. Yes, I am part owner of a gun company. Yes, I'm a… — Joe Wurzelbacher Copy Share Image
I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Sadly, the only constant in my writing environment stems from some inexplicable need to listen to the news. CNN loops over and… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
Americans should demand real news, more transparency and more truth. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I really enjoy delivering life-changing news to people who really deserve it. — Jeff Brazier Copy Share Image
“Media has the ability to make good seem evil and evil seem good.” — Duncan William Gibbons Copy Share Image
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. — Jessica Savitch Copy Share Image
To be able to proclaim the Good News to the poor we must know what is poverty. — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
