“I hung a picture of him above my bed and learned by hand the internal workings of the female combustion engine.” — Shannon Celebi Copy Share Image
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“Masturbation and meditation both promote physical and mental wellbeing.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A writer should be able to open a window or two for others to see the world and themselves in a new… — Barista Uno Copy Share Image
I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality,… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
It's masturbation for writers to be able to write this absolutely outrageous personality, in a character that you somehow agree with, part… — Rie Rasmussen Copy Share Image
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
What was said about him, what the females needed to believe about him, was just oral masturbation for mouths that needed to… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Call you up in the middle of the night. It's awful hard trying to make love long distance, but I really need… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered. — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that. — Gary B.B. Coleman Copy Share Image
Procrasination is like masturbation. In the end you are just screwing yourself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Methamphetamine is so Flowers for Algernon: All that super-human cerebral ability fades to limited physical activities like stapling carpet scraps to the… — Clint Catalyst Copy Share Image
Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“The palm of his hand was a dull red. Not a good sign. I jerk off left-handed, he thought, at least that’s… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.” — Rosanna Leo Copy Share Image
I'm a promoter of masturbation. Don't sleep around...learn yourself first! Guys do it, but girls don't. They should. — Taylor Momsen Copy Share Image
Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
Drive the women from the bed just as you drove them from the choir; a eunuch sings in Rome, and the priests… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
It is practically an axiom in psychiatry that precocious intellect combined with physical weakness can give rise to many unpleasant character traits… — Sam Savage Copy Share Image
The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation. — Reuben Fine Copy Share Image
And it’s not like I’ve never jacked off. I’m fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturbation, when… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I wanna go south and get some more. Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, they say I better… — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
