“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the air masturbation gesture.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself. — Toni Braxton Copy Share Image
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your hand.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation. — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
I think that there's nothing wrong with masturbation. If you're not feeling good about your own sexuality and your own body, you're… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
It is called in our schools 'beastliness', and this is about the best name for it... should it become a habit it… — Robert Baden-Powell Copy Share Image
Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?” I snorted and grinned. “Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last… — Missy Welsh Copy Share Image
“It was like his daily masturbation - possibly wrong, possibly juvenile and borderline deviant, but something he required to keep from going… — T. Baggins Copy Share Image
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard,… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
“baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys" (23) (rbt: every "boy"… — Tony Duvert Copy Share Image
“Male masturbation is not a release, it is a squandering. Anyone who begins to no-fap will soon discover this. Like most things,… — Jack Freestone Copy Share Image
Life is the most precious thing there is, never disrespect it. All the joys of sex can be implemented through masturbation, thus… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
In masturbation there is nothing but loss. There is no reciprocity. There is merely the spending away of a certain force, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you have ever done any security work - and it did not involve the concept of "network of trust" - it… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
I always give three pieces of advice to all the teenage girls when I do my talks: long country walks - it's… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is no acting because… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
“In the nineteenth century, girls who learned to develop orgasmic capacity by masturbation were regarded as medical problems. Often they were 'treated'… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
The masturbation myth is absolutely responsible for more unwanted pregnancies and diseases than anything else on the planet earth. During the middle… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
Our economic order is tightly woven around the exploitation of animals, and while it may seem easy to dismiss concern about animals… — Bob Torres Copy Share Image
One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV.… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
![“... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves often into mutual masturbation - practiced with another person of the same sex - and thence into total homosexuality.” quote by Spencer W. Kimball](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/f51/spencer-w-kimball-1179_done_it-masturbation-too-often-leads-to-griev_1890800.jpg)
