We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy. — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
“Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
[On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best. — Mart Crowley Copy Share Image
“Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation. — Mick Garris Copy Share Image
No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
[Norman Mailer] is against masturbation, he's against homosexuality. He believes that murder is essentially sexual. I think he's rather an anthology of… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Everyone does it." "But no one talks about it," Gloria said. "About the different levels of skill involved. You have to practice… — Ursula Hegi Copy Share Image
“Often, no sooner would the mind begin to scale the heights of Mt. Knowledge than it would receive a frantic call from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The reward of a successful collaboration is a thing that cannot be produced by either of the parties working alone. It is… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“This religion gives you goals which are outside of reality. It enriches your fantasy life with ugliness. It fills you with ideas… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves… Most women-it… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who, before anything has reared… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
I think we're in an age starved for genuine experiences, instead of cathartic phony experiences through the media, structured, engineered experiences. And… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Masturbation is not physically necessary. There is already a way by which the male system relieves excessive spermatic fluid quite regularly through… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
Think of the human body as a volcano that erupts releasing its gasses and lava flows. If the natural release mechanisms were… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis.… — John Harvey Kellogg Copy Share Image
The media we surround ourselves with allows us to manufacture our own experience every day, which is a perception of the world… — Rick Alverson Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. I… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“Alas, it was in vain that I implored the dungeon-keep of Roussainville, that I begged it to send out to meet me… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
You don't have to have a man! Masturbation is especially useful for older women, because men die sooner than we do. And… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
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![“[Norman Mailer] is against masturbation, he's against homosexuality. He believes that murder is essentially sexual. I think he's rather an anthology of all the darkest American traits.” quote by Gore Vidal](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/260/gore-vidal-466_anthology_norman-mailer-is-against-masturbation-he_2379198.jpg)
![“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe.” quote by Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/57f/neil-gaiman-29_cutting_i-wanted-to-put-a-reference-to-masturbat_1145865.jpg)
![“A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anaesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect…” quote by John Harvey Kellogg](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/e04/john-harvey-kellogg-17002_attending_a-remedy-for-masturbation-which-is-almos_2240813.jpg)
