If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want…

The best thing is one hour of aerobics and one hour of anaerobics.

— Barbi Benton

You think aerobics is not a cool sport? I think you are wrong. It requires amazing discipline - flexibility, fitness, knowledge. And you have…

— Magnus Scheving

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call…

— Rita Rudner

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

— Dave Barry

Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done,…

— Jay Leno

Aerobics is a really whacked-out way to get going. The loud rock 'n' roll music and the teachers standing before you, doing the exercises…

— Michael Richards

The only regular exercise I do is playing my shows, which are basically two hours of aerobics.

— KT Tunstall

For me, I exercise every morning. I exercise every day. I work out about an hour and 20 minutes, which is aerobics and resistance…

— Montel Williams

Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve

— Rachel Caine

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this…

— Robin Williams

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes…

— Kathy Griffin

The word aerobics came about when the instructors said If we're going to charge money, we can't call it jumping up and down.

— Green Monk

I am learning aerobics and gymnastics, so I would love to do an action film.

— Disha Patani

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent¦ twisted¦ gyrated¦ jumped up and down¦ and perspired for a half an hour. But by…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.

— Woody Allen