If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Musicals have clearly gotten more physical. You never saw Ethel Merman doing step aerobics. — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I have been through various fitness regimes. I used to run about five miles a day and I did aerobics for a… — Sting Copy Share Image
See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In another life - and as I like to say, another body - I used to teach aerobics. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I think aerobics are great, of course, but it just bores me out of my mind — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
I've been a member of some good gyms in the past. I love a good spinning class; I love a good aerobics… — Natalie Dormer Copy Share Image
“Aerobics: Death take me now & spare me the pain, she said. It was difficult for me to get that excited. Get… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
I love going to the gym and taking aerobics classes and kickboxing. Doing a variety of activities keeps it fresh and helps… — Swin Cash Copy Share Image
I'm not a big fan of the gym, I do lots of outdoor aerobics - yoga, swimming, running - but I kinda… — Ryan Kwanten Copy Share Image
Think of aerobics plus weight lifting minus the music or camaraderie. Combine unalloyed endurance with straightforward strength and demand poise, timing, and… — Barry S. Strauss Copy Share Image
If you want a dancer's body, dance. Dance aerobics is my favourite cardio. It's very frustrating if people think you have to… — Tracy Anderson Copy Share Image
Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I've recently discovered Cardiobar. It's in L.A. and it has Cardio Aerobics. It's all women with no shoes on, dancing to upbeat… — Amber Stevens Copy Share Image
Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
You think aerobics is not a cool sport? I think you are wrong. It requires amazing discipline - flexibility, fitness, knowledge. And… — Magnus Scheving Copy Share Image
Upscale people are fixated with food simply because they are now able to eat so much of it without getting fat, and… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
For me, I exercise every morning. I exercise every day. I work out about an hour and 20 minutes, which is aerobics… — Montel Williams Copy Share Image
It's my life dream to be able to go and continue going to schools and teaching them about stretching and aerobics, cardio… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
I exercise at a great gym and do dance classes mixed with some calisthenics. I really enjoy that because it reminds me… — Alex Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I do Tracy Anderson's dance aerobics classes. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
The only regular exercise I do is playing my shows, which are basically two hours of aerobics. — KT Tunstall Copy Share Image
There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor. — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up wanting to become an actor at all. I wanted to be a sports trainer and I was actually… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I am learning aerobics and gymnastics, so I would love to do an action film. — Disha Patani Copy Share Image
The word aerobics came about when the instructors said If we're going to charge money, we can't call it jumping up and… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I run six-to-eight miles a day, plus weights and aerobics in the lunch hour. I also lie a lot, which keeps me… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I hated sport, but at 13, I went to an aerobics class and the teacher thought I had natural rhythm. She suggested… — Craig Revel Horwood Copy Share Image
Whatever kind of workout you settle on, it should include the Big Three of exercise for health and fitness-aerobics, resistance exercises, and… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent¦ twisted¦ gyrated¦ jumped up and down¦ and perspired for a half an hour.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
As much as I love to dance, and I still take class, aerobics and that sort of thing, and I still move… — Kelly Bishop Copy Share Image
I was part of Jazzercise class. It was an aerobics routine accompanied by loud music, sounding quite awful to me. Jazzercise was… — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I have to admit, I go through phases of being good and bad. When I'm being good, I go to the gym… — Joanne Froggatt Copy Share Image
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Aerobics is a really whacked-out way to get going. The loud rock 'n' roll music and the teachers standing before you, doing… — Michael Richards Copy Share Image
