Marriage Quotes by Vikrant Parsai · Page 2

Dont praise your wife or neighbours wife in front of your neighbor.

— Vikrant Parsai

A woman who marries a man for his money will have the man but not the money.

— Vikrant Parsai

It is better to choose a wife with your ears than with your eyes.

— Vikrant Parsai

No matter how generous you are, you dont give your wife away.

— Vikrant Parsai

Perfect wife is the one who knows that no man is perfect.

— Vikrant Parsai

An old man marrying a young girl is like buying a car for somebody else to drive.

— Vikrant Parsai

In marriage, sometimes you have to fight, just so you can learn more from each other.

— Vikrant Parsai

He who is about to marry should consider how it is with his neighbors.

— Vikrant Parsai

Another reason for unhappy marriage is that men cant fool their wives as they could their mothers.

— Vikrant Parsai

A successful marriage depends upon two things: to find the right person and to be the right person.

— Vikrant Parsai

There would be fewer divorces if men gave as much loving attention to their wives as they do their cars and jobs.

— Vikrant Parsai

Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary.

— Vikrant Parsai

The man who talks to his wife about his dog instead of singing a love song is a wise man.

— Vikrant Parsai

There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.

— Vikrant Parsai

Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if…

— Vikrant Parsai

A good marriage is a game in which both players win.

— Vikrant Parsai

A man who is wise is only as wise as his wife thinks he is.

— Vikrant Parsai

A bachelor must not waste time looking for a faultless woman to marry her.

— Vikrant Parsai

Before marrying a woman make sure that you can support her.

— Vikrant Parsai

You either make or mar yourself the day on which you marry.

— Vikrant Parsai

A man is newly married who tells his wife everything he knows.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marry a poor woman and it is God who will make you rich.

— Vikrant Parsai

If a man kicks his dog, he will certainly beat his wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

— Vikrant Parsai

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

— Vikrant Parsai

A woman who has a bad husband has a hell within her own house.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through.

— Vikrant Parsai

You cant tell from a mans clothes how much he makes: look at his wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

When a man doesnt go straight home, his wifes remarks do.

— Vikrant Parsai

Show me your wife and I will tell you what kind of a husband she has.

— Vikrant Parsai

A man's character may be judged by his wife's countenance.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is a device originated by women for looting the men.

— Vikrant Parsai

If you want to avoid weddings then attend funerals.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.

— Vikrant Parsai

A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn't speak well of the wedding.

— Vikrant Parsai

A young woman married to an old man must behave like an old woman.

— Vikrant Parsai

If you want to keep the light in the marriage; you must also accept the shadows.

— Vikrant Parsai

A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.

— Vikrant Parsai

A poor man who marries a rich woman is not his wife, but a ruler.

— Vikrant Parsai