I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start… — B Money Copy Share Image
I don’t think I will get married,” Polly said as she stood up. “I’m going to train to be a hero instead. — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles. He's now being sued by Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife has lived with at least five different men since we were wed - and each of the five has been… — Lewis B. Smedes Copy Share Image
I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I… — Samuel Pepys Copy Share Image
I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional. — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
Your wedding day may come and go, but may your love forever grow. Congratulations to the perfect couple! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three-and-twenty years had been… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“There was no question that it was a necessary divorce, but that didn’t make it less painful. You don’t think it will… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
“Okay,” Cooper says agreeably. “But what if you and Nigel fall in love, and Nigel and I become BFFs, and then you… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
This woman [Bow] was not simply a reflection of who her husband was. She was her own whole self. And even if… — Tracee Ellis Ross Copy Share Image
I think people should be allowed to do what they want to do. I think that it doesn't make sense for a… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“The flesh was weak, but it was not dumb. It had its own animal intelligence. In her husband's bed her body had… — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
“They also learned that the very best way to start a marriage was with a good laugh. Particularly when the children start… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
My best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me. — Michael Eisner Copy Share Image
Have a Happy Silver Wedding. A day that's filled with fun and remember 25 years ago when two became one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There have been plenty of little changes down the years but what's never been changed is that the fact that marriage is… — Nicky Morgan Copy Share Image
“The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eating with a priest.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I purposely, throughout the whole of my divorce, have not said anything publicly. I've not been on social media or put any… — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who hail thee, Man! the pilgrim of the day, spouse of the worm, and brother of the clay. — Thomas Campbell Copy Share Image
A man can only grow to a certain point when alone; to grow further you need some "irrational shocks", like a wife… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
Even with the bad news, I felt calm. I never shed a tear when I called my wife and said, 'Amber, my… — Kent Brantly Copy Share Image
The second wife [Trudi Bernstein] - the best part of that union, our two daughters, and that lasted about five years. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
“Arthur Devlin, you and my husband may have been in the same grade, but you were never in the same class.” — Clare Vanderpool Copy Share Image
A great marriage is not when the perfect couple comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are on the road 250-280 days a year at least, and it's something that, if I have a wife and kids… — Dolph Ziggler Copy Share Image
My husband calls it winging it - the way I just took what the studios gave me, didn't do my homework and… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I go along, play football, work as hard as I can, play as hard as I can, and then go home and… — Robert Green Copy Share Image
To take a wife merely as an agreeable and rational companion, will commonly be found to be a grand mistake. — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Marriage. The roots are deep. The covenant is solid. The love is sweet. Life is hard. And God is good. — John Piper Copy Share Image
It is great to be married. It's even better when your life partner and the new family are supportive of your profession.… — Neeti Mohan Copy Share Image
People are like, 'How does it feel after you're married? Does it feel the same?' And the answer is honestly no -… — Gabby Windey Copy Share Image
I could go out to five parties a day if I wanted to. I don't. I have attachments to my wife and… — Aby Rosen Copy Share Image
People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes. — Lance Bass Copy Share Image
I've written a book; I've become a better husband and father because I'm home every day. My connection to the Hollywood world… — Isaiah Washington Copy Share Image
Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
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