I would never get married in a conventional way; I'd have the 'Curb' music as the union music. — Annabelle Wallis Copy Share Image
“It was possible for couples to not discover that they are in profound disagreement over the very fundamentals of life until ten… — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise. — Paul Coleridge Copy Share Image
Death cut the strings that gave me life, And handed me to Sorrow, The only kind of middle wife My folks could… — Countee Cullen Copy Share Image
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever. — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
“Life would be a lot happier if women didn't expect men to change their habits a week after marriage.” — Chris Robertson Copy Share Image
O marriage! marriage! what a curse is thine, Where hands alone consent and hearts abhor. — Aaron Hill Copy Share Image
I love auditioning. Since 'The Notebook' and 'Wedding Crashers,' I don't have to audition anymore, and I miss it. You get to… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
“Oh, what? So, because I’m not going to leave my wife for you, I don’t even qualify as bisexual?” “You could, but… — Amelia C. Gormley Copy Share Image
“In the beginning Dave and Marlene’s relationship had been fantastic. The sex was amazing. There were other good things too of course,… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
My wife Ciera and I can stand face-to-face in our kitchen and stare into each other's eyes and talk for three hours… — Jim Parrack Copy Share Image
“A 2005 survey of 12,000 adolescents found that those who had pledged to remain abstinent until marriage were more likely to have… — Christopher Ryan Copy Share Image
I will never be without information,' she determined. 'I will do better than my sisters. If a bird or any other beast… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Alec? Not Baldwin?' she jokes. 'Meg Ryan's long-suffering husband?' 'No drip. Meg Ryan married Denis Quaid until she ran off with Russell… — Ellie Campbell Copy Share Image
“I've lost the TARDIS as well.' I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past,… — James Goss Copy Share Image
May all the mothers, daughters, sons, husbands, friends who past away on 9/11 RIP you will never be forgotten we all miss… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Despite Eleanor being twelve to her husband’s twenty-eight, they had begun sleeping together straight away” — Lisa Hilton Copy Share Image
“After your friendship with God, your wife's friendship is the greatest treasure you possess.” — Jim George Copy Share Image
I have often thought that less is expected of the president of a great corporation than of an American wife. — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Earlier, after coming back from the shooting, I used to chill out talking to her; now, after marriage, I am coming back… — Nithiin Copy Share Image
I really don't get how someone could be against gay marriage. Really, like how does it harm you when two people in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
“Our marriages fail, our kids hate us, we die of stress and on the way we destroy the world.” — Nigel Marsh Copy Share Image
Will there be poppy juice in it?" Phresine shook her head. "Good. My wife and I agreed that only my wine was… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
My marriage ended when I was pregnant with my second child. I lost all the support system with little money left. Then… — Pooja Bedi Copy Share Image
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My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. To have just one other penis in the house. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I'm an activist for gay marriage equality and children's rights. I'm the face of Share Our Strength. — Sandra Lee Copy Share Image
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This tendency seems to support H. L. Mencken’s definition of a wealthy man: one whose income is $100 a year higher than… — Dalai Lama XIV Copy Share Image
It isn't that I dislike artists, but I can't stand anyone who puts on those ponderous airs of a man of character. — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
“I’m training for my wedding, because I’m going to be running down the aisle—in the opposite direction of the alter and my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Being there for my son, being there for my wife, just being a better man. That's all I know. — A. J. Green Copy Share Image
I'm off to a wedding of two people who's name I don't know. But I do know there's free food and booze… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Dean's wife, Judith Steinberg, made a rare appearance with Dean. She's a doctor, so I guess they brought her in to stop… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I will honor and respect my husband, but I'll also call him out when he's being doofus. I hope he does the… — Ana Kasparian Copy Share Image
I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki. I am the wife of the great Kahl and I carry his son inside me.… — Daenerys Copy Share Image