American girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife. — Mikhail Grabovski Copy Share Image
I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage. — Corrine Brown Copy Share Image
Having a great marriage isn't rocket science. It's simply a choice. — Kristine Carlson Copy Share Image
“Real people have trouble with long division if they don’t have a calculator, sometimes forget their spouse’s birthday, and have a hangover… — Richard H. Thaler Copy Share Image
You might, from your appearance, be the wife of Lucifer,” said Miss Pross, in her breathing. “Nevertheless, you shall not get the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a divorce from my oldman I didnt like the judges decision he gave him the kids and aint even his'en ! — Virgil Estep Copy Share Image
Marriage happened very late for me. It took place at a time, when my definition of companionship had really narrowed down. — Neena Gupta Copy Share Image
“If it be the will of God," said my wife, "to leave us alone on this solitary place, let us be content;… — Johann David Wyss Copy Share Image
Like me, the great majority of Americans wish both to preserve the traditional definition of marriage and to oppose bias and intolerance… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring! — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“If I choose justice and seek to pay my spouse back or make her pay for her wrongdoing, I am making myself… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
I couldn't give a sh*t what they have to say. As soon as I go home and see my husband James Thornton… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
“PAXTON OSGOOD'S FUTURE HUSBAND Will be kind Will be funny Will be accepting Will be be able to cook Will be a… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
The problem of unmet expectations in marriage is primarily a problem of stereotyping. Each and every human being on this planet is… — M. Scott Peck Copy Share Image
“A fit encomium for marital bliss," Beaumont said, putting down his knife and fork. "Dancing to a tune one neither likes nor… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every State, now 50 States, the… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
“The marriage ceremony is sexist beyond parody. The bride appears in a fussy white dress that symbolizes her virtue and virginity, and… — Neel Burton Copy Share Image
“About him and his wife voting for different parties. A few years ago that would have been unthinkable.” “No doubt.” “Quite extraordinary… — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
I never wear any makeup over the weekend, unless I'm going to a wedding! — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
“Christian was an alpha, left his pack for his wife, Mabel, and moved here.” — Marie Johnston Copy Share Image
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Despite his South Indian connection, my husband Rohit doesn't have an accent at all. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, theres a reason. — Molly McGee Copy Share Image
I hate to think I ever make my husband frightened or unhappy, but I suspect I do. — Laurie Graham Copy Share Image
He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day! — Mark Recchi Copy Share Image
My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
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