Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition,… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. — Helen Rowland Copy Share
