Happy Nurses Week to someone I hope to someday credit with introducing me to my rich doctor husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just wish I was married already.. So I wouldn't have to have the feeling of being lonely, then I realize… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good relationship doesn't need promise, terms and conditions. it just need a he/she who can trust and a he/she who can be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...but I should say that kindliness, and sincerity, and if I may say so--modesty--are worth far more to a man, to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Future Wife...When we're old...I imagine my only regret will be not loving you sooner ma'am. That I wish I had more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The fact that disasters have the power to bring us all together probably explains why weddings are so popular. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Broken marriage, to save or not to save? That is often the question most people ask nowadays whose marriage is on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Warmest congratulations and sincere best wishes on your Golden Wedding Anniversary. May your beautiful and admirable union be richly blessed and your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dealing with in-laws is like walking down a dark hallway with a bucket of industrial-strength glue sitting in the shadows. If you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be a complex person. The more ways you define yourself, the less vulnerable you are to setbacks in any area. If you’re… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“pledged to be married. The betrothal period was often a year, and Jewish tradition suggests that couples in Galilee were not left… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our wedding day was special because we were lucky enough to be surrounded by the people we love. Your thoughtfulness & generosity… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage hath in it less of beauty but more of safety, than the single life; it hath more care, but less danger,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When parents see weddings from back home and they point out all these random girls to marry...no thanks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a navy wife. When you say your prayers for the wives, mothers, and fathers, please dont forget about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day is here and will be gone too fast, but your love will go on forever. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know a way you could speak to your wife. Just wait 'till she's asleep and she'll listen to you without even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Need a boy who will talk to me like a best friend, treat me like a queen, love me like his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So that's people having some sexual acts with a chicken, dog, horse and pig...And people are still against gay marriage? Fucked up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess it's when I decide that I want somebody in my life forever, not just in the married way, but in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't realize they have someone good until it's too late, could've been your husband or wife if you knew what you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil because she wants to see what she is getting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A father which can leave his wife for lust of body of other ladies is deprived from love of all other members… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll never understand how women overdo hair & make up in weddings. They 'perceive' it to be beautiful when they are more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What are praying mantis' even praying for? I hope it's something useful like world peace or marriage equality or me opening this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best advice I could ever say to a younger person., Save yourself for marriage.. No boy is worth it., They talk smooth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll see dramatic changes in your marriage when you focus on improving yourself more than you focus on improving your spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Darling, I had a tear in my eye when I first saw you on our wedding. Like most men, I was wondering...Will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I literally hate everyone who is against gay marriage. Like dude this shouldn't even be a thing. We live in America, let's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Try to not look for someone who you could live with, but look for someone who you can't live without — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I, Lisa K Friedman, being of sound mind and broken foot, served him with a mock complaint: breach of the marriage contract.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
