Obama's term has been like a bad marriage, just when you think it can get any worse, it does... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is similar to your husband sprinkling itching powder in your favorite sneakers. The relationship must always be moving in order to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage life is so easy. It's like a walk in the park. The problem is the park is Jurassic! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waiting for you to come back home to me is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I love you, my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single on Valentines day is infinitely better than feeling trapped in a miserable marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying 'I'm not against gay marriage, I am against all marriage' is bogus. It's not really about marriage, it's about respect and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our wedding would not have been complete, without the support and love of our family and friends. We sincerely thank you for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss him more than you could imagine. I miss him so much and it hurts. I think of him in everything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Francis Huntrodds and his wife Mary died within five hours of one another on their 80th birthday – their joint 80th birthday.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wife correct " Lorelei prompted. "She makes sure her husband is treated with the proper regard and she is the one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is displayed during pregnancy. Your husband finds you just as passionately attractive even though you're 30 pounds over weight and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are many marital therapists who have high expectations for what is possible in a marriage...I am not opposed to such views,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy cant handle you in a sweat pants,he sure as hell doesnt deserve you in a wedding dress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get it, all of my high school friends are engaged/married/parents. I however, am not and I'm ok with that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe in the institution of marriage and it's like a tag to cement the relationship for your friends, family and public. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't get how someone could be against gay marriage. Really, like how does it harm you when two people in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May all the mothers, daughters, sons, husbands, friends who past away on 9/11 RIP you will never be forgotten we all miss… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you're suppose to marry the person you're opposite with, that way two people won't make the same mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a mutual admiration society where one person is always right, the other is the husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been in private law practice in New York City, where my husband and I are raising our children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. They joint together, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing whoever comes between… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever you miss me, never you cry. For a drop of tear in your eyes, is a day less in my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life after an ex husband is wonderful you finally know that having a relationship is possible and your newest love can last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To know that I can now be legally MARRIED and have the same rights as the rest of America, makes this the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are so blessed to have married into such wonderful families. Thank you for being present at our wedding and sharing in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When they married and gave in marriage They danced at the County Ball And some of them kept a carriage And the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A strong marriange rarely has two strong peope at the same time.It is a husband and wife who take turns being strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
