Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marry the person you're opposite with, that way two people won't make the same mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not against hasty marriages where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Communication is a very important ingredient for a healthy married life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so excited to hear you are getting married. Congratulations to you and your new husband. Wishing you the best always. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like a lighthouse on a dark night, may your love for one another always shine brightly. Congratulations on your wedding day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lovely, This plowman's son with the good-looking wife has gone so thin over you that the woman, though jealous, is playing the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy can't handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve her in a wedding dress . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sooner this wedding's over the happier I'll be." [Ron] "Yeah" said Harry, "then we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes…It'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know, she said. We used to squabble a lot when we were going together and then engaged and everything, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine (if you dare) a whimsical marriage of Lord Dunsany and S.J. Perelman, and you have something approaching the tales of Rhys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know that recent Supreme Court ruling where a husband can legally murder his wife if he can prove she wouldn't under… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Iron Rule of prudence for an Istanbulite Woman: If you are as fragile as a tea glass, either find a way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“PHILADELPHIA -Pennsylvania's ban on gay marriage was overturned by a federal judge Tuesday in a decision that legalized same-sex unions throughout the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A journal takes the place of a confidant, that is, of friend or wife; it becomes a substitute for production, a substitute… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'I Love My Wife' bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a thousand broken relationships than have a broken Marriage! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m glad your parents will be at the wedding. It’s important for you to see them,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share