My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rule #1 in all bridal magazines. Give yourself a year to plan the perfect wedding.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is my Facebook news feed all about babies, engagement rings, and weddings? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never leave Your WIFE for a HOE , Cause The HOE , Will leave you for Your BRO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the night before we were married, all of the anxiety in the world came down upon me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keeping your word is one of the smallest yet impactful things you can do to build trust in your marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are people against gay marriage? Their point is its tearing away at our social fabric. You think gays would do anything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys don't really plan out their weddings the way girls do, but I know I want a penguin for a ring bearer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unable to suppress love, the Church wanted at least to disinfect it, and it created marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage does not guarantee you will be together forever, it's only paper. It tales love, Trust, respect, understanding, friendship and faith in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To believe that your husband, wife, parents, kids, boss, job, bank account, or body is even partly responsible for your emotions, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next worst thing to hell's fire is a bad marriage, marrying the wrong person is like living with the devil himself.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
love one another, but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you to our wonderful family and friends for your love, support, and generosity. Our wedding day was made so much more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THINGS I DON'T LIKE TO SEE. I'm a modest young man, I'd have you all know, And I can't bear to hear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all to some extent meet again and again the same people and certainly in some cases form a kind of family… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: "Many women do noble things, but you surpass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets have a threesum, since your practically married to the both of us anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share