Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you get it tested and find out you're actually retarded, that would be irony.” — Erin McCahan Copy Share Image
“This American penchant for absolution via irony is foreign to them.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“I have associated myself with failed scientists in order to associate myself with failed irony. ("Metier: Why I Don't Write Like Franz… — William S. Wilson Copy Share Image
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“No, Mrs. Peters doesn’t need supervising. For that matter, a sheriff’s wife is married to the law.” — Susan Glaspell Copy Share Image
Humanity, perhaps, that quality of benevolence that humans have, without irony, named after themselves. — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I think Douglas [Adams] is writing with an eye to irony for adults at the same time as entertaining children. — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Limit your words in insulting others, because sometimes the words you are using to insult them is the best word to describe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Irony and pity are two good counselors: one, in smiling, makes life pleasurable; the other, who cries, makes it sacred. — Anatole France Copy Share Image
“The irony," he said,"...is that now that I'm this blind man, it's clearer to me now than it's ever been before. What… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
And we'll call you...hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's… — John Green Copy Share Image
The irony here is this administration is spending more money on climate change research and development than any administration in all the… — Christine Todd Whitman Copy Share Image
“I finally figured out the real difference between irony and satire--irony is when you fry a chicken in batter mixed from its… — Taylor Anderson Copy Share Image
I think that televisions are unnecessarily complex. The irony is that as the pictures get better and the choice of content gets… — John Sculley Copy Share Image
It turns out that President Obama has acid reflux. He had a sore throat, went to the hospital, and they diagnosed it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
By some estimates, 80% of rap music is bought by white youth. And this makes for another irony. The blooming of white… — Shelby Steele Copy Share Image
We all want to be special, to stand out; there's nothing wrong with this. The irony is that every human being is… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
“ISIS stands for Islamic State In Syria. It's an acronym. ISIS is also the name of a bad ass Egyptian goddess. So… — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
Speakers find joy in public speaking when they realize that a speech is all about the audience, not the speaker. Most speakers… — Nick Morgan Copy Share Image
“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
I'd loved in so many bodies, but never one I loved like this. Never one that I craved in this way. Of… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I cannot say much for this Monarch's Sense--Nor would I if I could, for he was a Lancastrian. I suppose you know… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The rottenness of politics in Yugoslavia didn't come as a surprise. The main lesson is that this is a war which could… — Tony Judt Copy Share Image
We had no irony when it came to girls, though. There was just no time to develop it. One moment they weren't… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“I worked for Miss Margaret thirty-eight years. She had her a baby girl with the colic and the only thing that stopped… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
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