The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it. — Danielle Raine Copy Share Image
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
I felt the unfairness of it, the inarguable injustice of loving someone who might have loved you back but can't because it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear sleep, I know we had some issue when I was a kid, but now I love you & need you the most. — Robert Escalate Copy Share Image
“The main feature of democracy is voting: whoever’s FOR... raises a hand on whoever’s AGAINST.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
I never used to believe in fate. I used to think you make your own life and then you call it fate.… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“I would never dream of killing an excellent tailor, not even to keep a secret that could endanger my life.” — Charlie Huston Copy Share Image
“The best stories, I feel, are those that are self-deprecating and involve some thread of irony.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
It's funny how feelings can be sometimes, someone can mean everything to you while you mean absolutely nothing to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that’s true poetic irony. I rush into battle to defend the fair name of Rose Larkin, and what does she do… — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
“There are few things more mysterious than endings. I mean, for example, when did the Greek gods end, exactly? Was there a… — Salley Vickers Copy Share Image
“There is at least one advantage to being an Indonesian citizen: With this country's expanse of land and even greater expanse of… — Pramoedya Ananta Toer Copy Share Image
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Last September 16th, I was walking in downtown Seattle when this pick-up truck pulls up in front of me. Guy leans out… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Do you care for any contemporary authors?” Matthew inquired. “I adore Jane Austen.” Matthew nodded. “I find her portrait of British society… — Laila Ibrahim Copy Share Image
The irony of our social group is that so often everyone feels this, but there's no company whatsoever in that feeling. Think… — Robert Creeley Copy Share Image
When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The great irony is that women are accused of making romantic comedies, as if it’s a bad thing, but Marc Webb makes… — Manohla Dargis Copy Share Image
“Ironic, isn’t it?” Shawn said. “It’s not ironic at all,” Gus said. “Dude, it’s so like a black fly in your chardonnay.”… — William Rabkin Copy Share Image
Obviously cheap sentimentality isn't something any good novelist wants to traffic in, but I think it's a problem if you consider it… — Steve Erickson Copy Share Image
“The speed felt tremendous. And the bottom of the ravine was treacherous. She ought to control her mount somehow - slow it;… — Stephen R. Donaldson Copy Share Image
“When the Washington Post telephoned me at home on Valentine's Day 1989 to ask my opinion about the Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwah ,… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“This was a vagrant of sixty-five, who was going to prison for not playing the flute; or, in other words, for begging… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“She resembled the swallow in the fable who once every thousand years transferred a grain of wheat, in the hope of rearing… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
“The Wombles was a hugely popular, animated children's TV series, about a family of diminutive creatures living on Wimbledon Common … "making… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
“Nobody these days holds the written word in such high esteem as police states do,' Arkadian Porpirych says. 'What statistic allows one… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image