“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?” — Petronius Copy Share Image
“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I've come to realize that irony is sarcasm's more intelligent older brother.” — Shawn Stern Copy Share Image
Usually the person you argue with the most, is the person you love the most. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
[But] we accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human beings. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
There is an irony that the most active anti-gay groups are Al-Qaeda and the American Right wing. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
Far more quickly than reason and logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity. — Moss Hart Copy Share Image
One of the bitterest ironies of life is that one truly appreciates a blessing only after having been deprived of it or… — Abu Ammaar Yasir Qadhi Copy Share Image
People are being persuaded to spend money we dont have, on things we dont need, to create impressions that wont last, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Yes, of course that's true but you know, the irony of all that is that before the accident, I'd pretty much lost… — Rick Allen Copy Share Image
When was the last time you used the words 'teach me'? Maybe not since you started first grade? Here's an irony about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In one of his darker moments, the irony started him laughing and he couldn't stop, and the sounds that came from him,… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
It's an astonishing skill that people can read, and read well. Very few people can read well. For instance, I have to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When people affected by epilepsy are reluctant to expose their condition, the public remains in the dark about it - a tragic… — Lynda Resnick Copy Share Image
“Dramatic irony is a cruel occurrence, one that is almost always upsetting and I'm sorry to have it appear in this story,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
It would no doubt be very sentimental to argue - but I would argue it nevertheless - that the peculiar combination of… — A. N. Wilson Copy Share Image
The irony of that is, what makes it kind of ironic, is when you do become successful as a professional athlete in… — Frank Shorter Copy Share Image
I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I'd loved in so many bodies, but never one I loved like this. Never one that I craved in this way. Of… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I cannot say much for this Monarch's Sense--Nor would I if I could, for he was a Lancastrian. I suppose you know… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
Speakers find joy in public speaking when they realize that a speech is all about the audience, not the speaker. Most speakers… — Nick Morgan Copy Share Image
But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
What is called music today is all too often only a disguise for the monologue of power. However, and this is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The irony is that food gives me a sense of control, even though it makes me totally out of control. Food is… — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
“Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else's mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even now, the irony that so non-intellectual a man should choose to engage the Soviet Union on the battlefield of ideas has… — Richard Perle Copy Share Image
Its a crazy day when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how when two people are perfect for each other, everybody else can see it but themselves. — Dyllan Copy Share Image
I believe in irony. And if V-Day has taught me anything, it's that if you go out with artistic, outrageous irony and… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“Irony is finally you found the perfect one, but there's so many obstacles to make the perfect one yours.” — Nina Ardianti Copy Share Image
Men who retain irony are not to be trusted. They can't always resist an impulse to tickle themselves. — Taylor Caldwell Copy Share Image
The irony is, the advertising industry knows everyone hates what they produce. This is why they keep looking for new ways to… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
Accept that there are things in this world we can never explain and life will be understandable. That is the irony of… — Tan Twan Eng Copy Share Image
Funny thing about trust: So many want it...So little deserve it...And so few can maintain it. — Adrian Rayshawn Copy Share Image