I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
“Don’t mock my suggestions, Ridley – one day in the near future, they might just save your life.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Every discussion with a girl is an argument, and when you think you are right suddenly you realize that your trapped.” — Bharat Copy Share Image
“Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a… — Shirley Henderson Copy Share Image
One of my great regrets, and I don't have many, is that I spent too long putting people's status and reputation ahead… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
“And remember, Wallis, there's something the matter with Mr. Allan's shutters. They won't always close the sunshine out as they should." Wallis… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
“I love your car.” I tell him as he starts the engine. “Thanks. I do too.” He says steering the car to… — Jannat Bhat Copy Share Image
“I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“Our bellies are empty and our patience is short...submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!' 'Again with… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
“I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand and didn't try to sleep with that person at that… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“Oh, don’t be absurd, man.' The Prime Minister sat back in his chair. 'Come on. We can’t just ban a thing because… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wow, top five percent of your class at Northwestern. Nice!" Joel said and then looked over at me. "Bet you're glad to… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“At no point during the making of this book have I inverted my penis although I did go to Blackpool which turned… — Matt Rudd Copy Share Image
“The man is an asshole." "You might say that, but you'd be maligning a part of the body that is of unquestioned… — Eleanor Arnason Copy Share Image
ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
For a poet to depict a poet in poetry is a hazardous experiment; in regarding one's own trade a sense of humour… — Edward Dowden Copy Share Image
“I remember Peyton [Manning] called me as soon as I got out to Denver. He started the conversation by asking me, ‘When… — Vernon Davis Copy Share Image
“That's enough!" Holly scrambled out of her seat, too. "My three-year-old behaves better than all of you." She looked down at LJ,… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
The nurses' job is emotional and distressing. Their day-to-day work is dealing with people withering and falling to pieces. So black humour… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
“He was definitely taking his bodyguard duties seriously tonight. He gave off a take-one-step-closer-and-I-will-show-you-Armageddon vibe.” — Christina Henry Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We seem to have lost our British sense of humour. It's a great shame. We have to be so careful nowadays; we… — David Jason Copy Share Image
“If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in… — Rowena Cherry Copy Share Image
“Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as… — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
“Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“Now you're just being silly. He's a mercenary- he's not going to go about penning love letters, and really, what would he… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
By pagans the Jews (and later Christians) were seen as perverse, almost indeed as atheists, for they denied the very existence of… — Adrian Goldsworthy Copy Share Image
“Well, who doesn't love a good mpreg?" "A what?" "Sim gets man-pregnant? Gives birth to twins during a tornado?" "I'll pretend I… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Q. Why don't the British panic? A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell their… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy whilst… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, she misses out… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“Yo, bredren, we be the illest,' went my proclamation. 'We be the dopest,' Anand would follow. 'Our tunes are going to be… — Nikesh Shukla Copy Share Image