When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple… — Adam Davidson Copy Share Image
All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood - all of them are true. And all of… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I don't want to scar people with my baby flab. I have this extra skin that's hanging. I'm in shape, but my… — Kendra Wilkinson Copy Share Image
I feel it in me like a woman having a baby, all that life churning inside me. I feel it every day;… — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
When I realized I was having a baby boy, I wanted him to know that I'm there in his life: 'Dad loves… — Julius Randle Copy Share Image
I was a hotshot as a junior. When I was 18, I really got into fiddling around. I completely lost interest in… — Hollis Stacy Copy Share Image
“When a couple announces that they are having a baby, everyone says, “Congratulations!” to the man and “Congratulations! What are you planning… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
“I was worried that I was already a failure. At which point my friend said, “What are you trying to win?” What… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
There are many things children accept as "grown-up things" over when they have no control and for which they have no responsibility--for… — Fred Rogers Copy Share Image
“Lev looks at Risa, almost afraid to ask the obvious question. Finally he says, 'Uh...why do we have a baby?' 'Ask him… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Having a baby makes me grateful that I work for a company that does give you four months' leave. And my heart… — Ainsley Earhardt Copy Share Image
Another thing that seems quite helpful to the creative process is having babies. It does not detract at all from one's creativity.… — Fay Weldon Copy Share Image
“Just as there is no warning for childbirth, there is no preparation for the sight of a first child... There should be… — Anita Diamant Copy Share Image
Having a baby will put your marriage through the ringer, and if you're lucky, you'll come out the other end stronger for… — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
I remember when I got pregnant, I had several peers of mine, women, who said to me, 'Now that you're pregnant, you're… — Margo Price Copy Share Image
I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about… — Kelly Cutrone Copy Share Image
When I made 'A Few Small Repairs' and it did well, I followed that up with having a baby, and that was… — Shawn Colvin Copy Share Image
In the best of all possible worlds, childbirth enriches a marriage. In the worst, it harms it. No matter how good their… — Jean Marzollo Copy Share Image
A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots… — Georges Courteline Copy Share Image
The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby… — Usher Copy Share Image
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so… — Nancy Sinatra Copy Share Image
“According to Aunt Jolene, she was so young. Having a baby was overwhelming. My dad bailed on her. She was lost and… — Chelsea Camaron Copy Share Image
My first experience of having a baby was about as natural as birth can be, and though I didn't know it at… — Robin Lim Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
Let's remember the children who come from broken homes, surrounded by crime, drugs, temptation, their peers having babies out of wedlock, but… — Armstrong Williams Copy Share Image
Whoever said having children makes a comedian safer and less dark is an idiot. Having a baby has filled my whole life… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Having a baby can tear people apart. But having Alba has brought us closer together. Jake absolutely loves fatherhood, he's the best… — Charlotte Crosby Copy Share Image
Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the… — Chris Bohjalian Copy Share Image
Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I am a mother and I know the feeling of having a baby come out of my gut. I have a baby… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
Life has not changed much after marriage. I went straight back to work. But I guess changes come after having a baby,… — Lisa Haydon Copy Share Image
If you don't have an idea, you can defer to someone else. It's like having a baby with someone - it's not… — D.A. Wallach Copy Share Image
