Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The moment you think having a baby is going t0 keep a man is the moment your having the baby for the… — Naishalova Copy Share Image
Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. — Nuno Bettencourt Copy Share Image
When you're making an album, it's kind of like having a baby. You have to really put everything into it. — Benji Madden Copy Share Image
My advice for men who aren't yet parents is to make sure you're a happy person before having a baby. — Glenn Kelman Copy Share Image
The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I have written 20 books, and each one is like having a baby. Writing is not easy; some people want to write… — Jackie Collins Copy Share Image
Having a baby on my own is a dream come true, but in my world, there's no sheepish spouse on his way… — Rachel Simmons Copy Share Image
My husband and I were excited about having a kid - it was having a baby that had us worried. We had… — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want… — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be married for a little while before a baby. You know what? It does make me choose my… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
Having a baby had always seemed the easiest and most natural thing to do, and I had never felt - even in… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
Shall I tell you something I've been noticing? The mistrust this society has for women. All kinds of experts and officials are… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“these are the sorts of experiences in life that make us feel most vulnerable: Standing over my children while they are sleeping.… — Richard Beck Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian was the first time I've seen a woman tormented about her weight gain while having a baby. But at least… — Jameela Jamil Copy Share Image
For many women, going back to work a few months after having a baby is overwhelming and unmanageable. As strange as it… — Mika Brzezinski Copy Share Image
People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like, 'What? You're married?' Strange reaction to have. Proves what people's ideas about marriage are.… — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“First of all he might be a she we'll be finding that out tomorrow." "Hold it, fuck no you didn't tell me… — Jordan Silver Copy Share Image
Out there people are working and arguing and laughing, living their beautiful, terrible lives, falling in love and having babies and being… — Kim Addonizio Copy Share Image
“You are having a baby,' he said. 'I certainly hope it turns out to be a baby,' I agreed.” — Zen Cho Copy Share Image
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver. — Collett E. Woolman Copy Share Image
Having a baby changes your life, for sure, as most parents know. It changes in a good way. — Gordon Hayward Copy Share Image
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
My body doesn't look like it did before. It's changed after having a baby... it's not better or worse, just different. — Gemma Atkinson Copy Share Image
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. — Charles Osgood Copy Share Image
I am a mother and I know the feeling of having a baby come out of my gut. — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
Having a baby is a disaster for your career. I don't think there's any sympathy. — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
We need a national universal paid family leave program that allows families to be together in the most important moments of our… — Deb Haaland Copy Share Image
My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down… — Marion Jones Copy Share Image
After having a baby, there will inevitably be something on your body - a mark, a scar or some loose skin -… — Constance Marie Copy Share Image
All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having… — Foxy Brown Copy Share Image
