Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you. — Kevin Huizenga Copy Share Image
I never fit in with my peer group. I never hung out with kids my age - I always wanted to hang… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend. — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
So why don't you have a girlfriend? you are a nice guy. well that's the problem, I am too nice while girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't be stupid. You sound like his girlfriend. - Wesley Jefferson Lincoln” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend isn't ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public, brag about how in love he is & love her like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Every0ne Here... Please Don't Lie So much...Untill Unless your Girlfriend is Rihanna N Boyfriend is Eminem, they're not gonna love the… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
“What's that?" "Jane!" Gansey said joyfully. Adam said, "It's a wizard in a box." "It will do your homework," Noah added. "And… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Actors are always weird about acting with their spouse or their boyfriend or girlfriend, but more because they think audiences will find… — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I was always considered the athletic one, and that translated into big. I was the big one. Thankfully, so many more body… — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex."… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Kaylee and Nash are like those rocks that ancient cave people used to make fire. Bang them together, and you get sparks."… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab,… — Ian Shoales Copy Share Image
“You still with your floozy girlfriend?” Ah, there is was. The elephant in the car… He gave her an incredulous look. “Obviously… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“You told me this wasn't a formal date when you invited me to come. Why should I care if you have a… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I have since talked to some of my girlfriends sexual assault and found out that they had their own experiences that they… — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
“I can say this because she’s my girlfriend, even if, at the moment, she’s only my girlfriend in secret - Eliza has… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“Well.” I’m quiet for a few seconds, weighing whether I’m about to make a giant mistake. Probably, but I plow ahead anyway.… — Karen M. McManus Copy Share Image
Her beauty caught my eye. Her voice caught my ear. And her smile caught my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
“Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
Staying far never breaks relation, Staying near never builds relation, Its a link between hearts, Which never allows us to forget each… — Tribhuvan Suthar Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Who needs a girlfriend when you can just be good friends with all the women you are attracted to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cant be the perfect girlfriend, but I promise to be the best girlfriend that I can be. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. but when the boy thinks of his future with his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls want a guy that can openly say, 'Yes that's my girlfriend and yes I do love her.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finally found her...The love of my life! Too bad her girlfriend. Found her first. — Edward Etter Copy Share Image
I need my girl to look badder than my girlfriend. You know, the one that looks badder than her girlfriends. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
“There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about… — Nakia R. Laushaul Copy Share Image
