Funny food Quotes

I like to think of bread as really bland cake.

— Jim Gaffigan

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

— Julia Child

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

— Jay Leno

Never trust a skinny cook

— Iain Hewitson

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

— Barbara Johnson

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

— Confucius

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.

— Jim Gaffigan

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

— Dave Niehaus

A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe.

— Thomas Keller

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

— LIZ

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

— Sherman Alexie

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

— Demetri Martin

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

— Demetri Martin

Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

— Alain Ducasse

The most powerful social media... it is not the internet, it is not Facebook - it is food. This connects all human…

— Alex Atala

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

— Fran Lebowitz

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent…

— Woody Allen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts…

— P. J. O'Rourke

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I…

— Yogi Berra

Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start…

— John Updike

I'm funny with food, even if it's vegan. I like it well well, well, well done. I don't want anything there that…

— Ghostface Killah

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I…

— Janette Barber

The people who give you their food give you their heart.

— Cesar Chavez

What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?

— Jim Gaffigan

A human can be healthy without killing animals for food.

— Leo Tolstoy

Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

— Peter the Great

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

— Jim Gaffigan

“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”

— Anonymous

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

— George du Maurier

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

— Jim Gaffigan

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

— George Carlin

Alfred Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."

— Alfred Austin

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

— Samuel Johnson

Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.

— Anonymous