The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

“Kill the guard real dead for me," Matt said when Grayson made a move toward the door, "and pick up Chinese food".”

— Dorothy McFalls

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

— Woody Allen

“Go on, eat one," he urged. "I'm not sure …" I hesitated, not out of revulsion—these little dead creatures just looked out of place…

— Stephen Jack

“No amount of takeout Chinese food or politeness ought to make me forget exactly who and what I am dealing with.”

— Holly Black

I love African food, I love Italian food, but I rarely eat Italian out because it's so easy to make at home. On the…

— Robert Sietsema

I'm a big fish eater. Salmon - I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I'm not as big…

— Elle Fanning

There's a camaraderie that comes with this sport, but fighting Anderson Silva is a lot like eating Chinese food: twenty minutes after I do…

— Chael Sonnen

I can't stay away from Chinese food. I really love that stuff.

— Shaun White

I'm something of a foodie, I guess, and I'm a big Chinese food fan.

— H. Jon Benjamin

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

— Dick Cavett

Hey you know what's in your in your chinese food, yep me neither...

— Alexis Cash

Not like Chinese food, where you eat it and then you feel hungry an hour later.

— Ray Liotta

I'm doing activations with companies you would never think of. Not to say this in a braggadocious way, but I'm not putting myself in…

— Karen Civil

According to my mother, there pretty much wasn't anything I wouldn't eat as a child… I was even inclined to dig into stuff about…

— Anonymous

There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole…

— Greg Giraldo