Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's…

“I read somewhere that all the digitized announcers on the tube have names.”

— Keith Lowe

Because of my tremendous respect for Bob Barker and for the show's high standards of professionalism I consider this a tremendous honor that few…

— Randy West

He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.

— Fintan O'Toole

I would say the referees have the toughest game to call. I would say that there's a lot of officiating done by announcers, local…

— David Stern

I think if you checked the attendance records of all the announcers, you'd find a lot better record than you would of anybody else…

— Ernie Harwell

Most announcers over talk. I'm in the opinion space so I talk all day, but play-by-play guys generally over talk.

— Colin Cowherd

People who think they know what they are talking about when they talk about baseball include the announcers and all of the sports press…

— Michael Lewis

Announcers don't do enough of the cat-and-mouse strategy and all the work that goes into it. You watch a broadcast and guys get the…

— Al Leiter

Most of the time when something goes bad—a marriage, a war, a run of good luck—you don’t know it. It’s like in the cartoons,…

— Mark Slouka

The best basketball announcer is one who allows you to close your eyes.

— Larry Bird

Even if, as is generally the case, everything that the ad says about the product is scrupulously honest, or at any rate scrupulously avoids…

— Michael Schudson

It makes me think about how you hear these young people say, "I see you, man." Or even if you go and watch some…

— Paul Beatty

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

— Joe Buck

I heard doctors revived a man who had been dead for 4-1/2 minutes. When they asked him what it was like being dead, he…

— David Letterman

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer…

— Daniel Tosh