I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook... — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough. — Anas Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put your hand up to give someone a high five but they walk right past you leaving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before you speak listen, before you write think, Before you quit try, Before you take a SHIT, look at the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All women are witches, but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will probably spare you from black… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment you realize youve been mispronouncing a word your entire life. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
I'm sucker for a big chest and a shorty and, you can throw in the ass too I guess... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl asks you what you need. The woman knows and gives you what you want. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
