Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
All the fish in the sea, and you choose to fall in love with a sea-lion? — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a girlfriend with a big forehead , so she can headbutt all my Haters. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its funny when you pretend to write something when the teacher is coming closer while you cheating on exam..and when they cross… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of the penis is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the ways you wish you could be, thats me, I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some great sexy sayings- U cannot taste me, until u undressme? -Banana. U cannot eat me unless u lick me - Ice… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Your opinion is about as relevant as Vanilla Ice in 2012. If you still wear FUBU don't tell me how to dress,… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Men around 25yrs like playIng soccer, Men around 45yrs like playing tennis, Men around 65yrs like playing golf, have U realised,,The older… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
LKG girl & boy Boy: Can I kiss ur hand.. . . Girl: why?? Are my lips poisonous? . . Boy: Oh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
