Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style! — Wwwfacebookcom/talentedpersonal Copy Share Image
Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Justin Bieber Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a fucking chicken… — Maicy Rasmus Copy Share Image
The other day a girl wearing a shirt that says I'm just waiting for a better day so I Smooched her &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You claim to be a bad bitch, yet you have no car, no house, and no job. You're not a bad bitch,… — SandraB Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a Share To Facebook button??? Who watches porn and thinks, You kno who would really enjoy this????… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks but not their minds bcoz they know boys are stupid, not blind — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Yes, I know my body is the temple of God but I just like to add some decorations to it. — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
You should really consider creating two Facebook accounts, one for each face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone joins in! Please, this isn't Glee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
