Food Quotes · Page 264

I like when guests come over early and we chop veggies and talk and play music.

— John Stamos

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread...

— Robert Pattinson

“You wouldn’t shit where you eat, so why would you fuck where you work?”

— Jessica Ingro

Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.

— Albert Brooks

Just because it tastes good in Hong Kong, it doesn't necessarily translate elsewhere.

— Alvin Leung

We think it's food that matters the most, but exercise and food both matter.

— Valerie Harper

Unlike writing a book, which can take several years, baking is instant gratification.

— Jenna Blum

“There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.”

— Joseph Livesey

You have to track every single thing you eat if you want to keep posting big numbers on the scale each week.

— Ali Vincent

Fried vegetables, often overbattered and undercooked, tend to disappoint me with their tough or soggy crusts.

— Samin Nosrat

I used to write cookbooks. It was passion to try to bring healthy and fun recipes to people's homes. It was a…

— Wolfgang Puck

I eat healthy. The only problem is late-night eating. It's the Sumo Diet, they eat and go to sleep and that's how…

— John Pinette

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

— Chelsea Handler

I would never eat just coffee cake for breakfast - I think I'm too hungry for that. But I would have a…

— Benson Boone

I can't stay without butter chicken and butter naan. And I won't complain if I get Dominos and Pizza Hut pizzas on…

— Sargun Mehta

“If someone else takes a bite of my food, I have to cut off the part that his/her saliva has touched before…

— Jodi Picoult

The way I see it, the perfect weekend getaway combines three things: seeing new places, eating delicious local food, and combing the…

— Lara Spencer

If you use apple in one dish think of using citrus or something more neutral like vanilla in another. You constantly need…

— Adriano Zumbo

I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of…

— Robert Burns

In the United States all business not transacted over the telephone is accomplished in conjunction with alcohol or food, often under conditions…

— John Kenneth Galbraith

“I had, I'll admit, effected a certain style - a method, if you will - of cupcake eating. To begin, you remove…

— Meg Donohue

If you're new to the smoking game, the first dish I suggest you smoke would be a pork shoulder. Unlike brisket or…

— Steven Raichlen

Ever crack an egg into simmering water only to watch the white spread out and form wispy tentacles? It happened to me…

— Claire Saffitz

“I have never seen a food writer mention this, but all shrimp imported into the United States must first be washed in…

— Charles Clover

What we like to do is have family dinners at home so we don't have to have make-up on.

— Kathy Hilton

I get how you have to marinate your bigs. They take longer.

— Monty Williams

“Get grass-fed animal foods. Cattle are grass-eating animals by nature.”

— Deborah Kesten

Ain't seen nothing like it in your life, Hotspitta Space Jam 11 flow, so on ice

— Anonymous

I was raised cooking my grandmother's food, my mom's recipes.

— Lacey Chabert

I always have dashi in my refrigerator - it's the almighty Japanese ingredient.

— Masaharu Morimoto

“If it's good enough to drink, it's good enough to cook with!”

— Cooper D. Brunk

Make sure that everything you produce and create is organic to you.

— Wilmer Valderrama

For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.

— Mike D

I am not someone who ever feels bad about eating a big bowl of pasta for dinner.

— Chris Morocco

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

I'm not going out of my way to eat something that's not prepared for me.

— D'Angelo Russell

What you feed your mind determines your appetite.

— Anonymous

“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.

— Anonymous

“You can likely get good advice in exchange for some chocolates or a beer.”

— Alex Reinhart