My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By early 2004 Tickle had become the second-largest social network after Friendster, with two million members actively connected to others and exchanging messages.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Hold onto the ones you hold most dear. Love them, cherish them. Never give up or turn your back to them. Cause… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video,… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Normally, my digital peregrinations take me to destinations like Facebook, YouTube, and boingboing.net. — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How we dress, the car we drive, the profession we have, the Facebook updates we post, they all reveal a great deal… — Anna Richardson Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We're so very focused on ourselves and on self-promotion. It goes on all day with Facebook and Twitter and Instagram. — Nancy Jo Sales Copy Share Image
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loving how God has given me multiple talents,worth,and purposes and will remember as I am admired that my father that loves me… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What's the third largest nation in the world after China and India? It's the Facebook nation - 430 million people on Facebook. — James G. Stavridis Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're a detective, and you use your channels to get to Facebook, and you get someone that has access, you can… — Seph Lawless Copy Share Image
If you don't want to know the truth, don't ask. If you do ask and don't like it, quit asking. If you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I was one of the first people to join Facebook in February of 2004, and launched one of the inaugural applications on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now I am not against widgets, those small third-party applications that people can put on their Web pages on social networks like… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
The other day a girl wearing a shirt that says I'm just waiting for a better day so I Smooched her &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love the fact that Facebook offers equal leave for moms and dads. Consider that for your company. — Christine Tsai Copy Share Image
I don't understand this whole Twitter, Facebook stuff. I don't get it. Make a phone call. Talk to somebody. — James Avery Copy Share Image
“Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When taking a selfie, make sure you washed your face, aren't so white you look like you've been covered in baby powder… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Dear my friends, I do not have a diary or journal where I can write all my status, but the I realize… — Scientist Copy Share Image
The 3 keys to not giving a fuck: Set no goals, have no expectations, and never put your all into one, single… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Thanks to social media such as Facebook and Twitter, a far wider range of people take part in gathering, filtering and distributing… — Lionel Barber Copy Share Image
KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
