Someguys are capable of playing Mr nice guy of facebook but in real life, they suck big time. — Dumi Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are not sufficient regulatory frameworks to handle the amount of power that companies like Facebook have, particularly in the United States. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
They say: don't cry over what is gone, smile about what remains. No matter what it is that you lost, you can… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You know youre broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally dont have two-cents to rub together. 3.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My third song I put out, it got a lot of shares on Facebook. I'm like 'OK, they digging it.' — GloRilla Copy Share Image
I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Invest in people. Souls are eternal. Count your blessings, and share with someone less fortunate. Be a blessing to someone today. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People have just assumed that... if we call our Facebook acquaintances our friends, we must be influenced by them, too. But we're… — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Where did the inspiring Obama of the campaign go, that Facebook pied piper who friended the whole world with this update: 'Change… — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
Never lend a book to someone who don't know how to read, never give your heart to someone that don't know how… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We have a completely unregulated digital landscape. There is almost no oversight. We are placing blind trust in companies like Facebook to… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will be judged on how you live your life, but I will also be judged on how I treat you — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
Too many people equate true love with finding a perfect partner without understanding that the world is full of imperfect people, including… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As with Google, Facebook was a place that just concentrated a lot of top talent. It's just sort of natural that those… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want a relationship to last? Try Biting, Hair Pulling, and letting one have more control then the other — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No one ever complained about Facebook for a single day until Donald Trump was president. — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
Facebook and pictures on the Internet have created such a different way of dating. It's not necessarily good because an obsessive quality… — Alexander Koch Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an extraordinarily important part of the Internet ecosystem, and having a robust presence there is a critical part… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't misjudge somebody before you meet them, Because they can be that person you never expected them to be. — Michael Malara Copy Share Image
Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to write stories on Facebook, and people started reading them, from 10-12 people initially, to thousands of people later. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image