At the Facebook engineering level are some of the smartest people I've ever worked with. — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when youre waiting for a text but then you realize youre the one who didnt reply. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“it is sad when you say (you would take a bullet for somebody) not realizing it was the person that you loved… — Famosito Timido Enamorado Copy Share Image
Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Three Mistake's of My Life . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Whatsapp...Twitter…Facebook (WTF!!) KapS — Kapil Choudhary Copy Share Image
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for… — F Abahusain Copy Share Image
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do! — Serenity Karma Copy Share Image
If you're a small startup considering selling your company, there's definitely far worse places to work than Facebook. — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
I miss you when I'm not with you. When I'm not with you all I do is think about you. When I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Always tell the people that matter you love them, because you never know when you are going to lose them or when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone is talking to you about someone else, there is a good chance they are talking to someone else about you! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you want a perfect dramatic relationship, I guess you should start to be a movie star: cause in the movie all… — Dumi Copy Share Image
I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Make sure that the choices you make are good for YOU, because YOU'RE the one whose gonna have to live with them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Never regret anything because at some point everything you did was what you wanted to do...And sometimes that's the hardest thing to… — Never Regret Anything Because At Some Point Everyt Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter. I know a lot of celebrities who go around complaining how little privacy they… — Cote de Pablo Copy Share Image
Facebook people are finding me that I don't really know. People poke you on Facebook. I'm like, 'Why? Why are you poking… — Bridget Kelly Copy Share Image
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Study finds that if someone likes your stuff on Facebook/Instagram you're 56% more likely to do a favor for them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“You don't have to announce on Facebook when you're taking a Facebook break. There's nobody you need to apply for leave to,… — Nitya Prakash Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No man should be on Facebook. It's an invasion of everyone's privacy. I really cannot stand it. — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, iPods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its not until we see someone in a place where they are vulnerable to actually understand the truth of that someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
