All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes,thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these b*tches swimmin on the first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Be grateful for what you have~*~Try not to dwell on what you don't have~*~And strive for what you wan — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You can get more stuff done with Facebook than any other tool that we know of, and we'd like to make that… — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings? — Elormie Copy Share Image
“Cohler advertised for summer interns, then sometimes told promising applicants when they came for an interview that Thefacebook was only hiring full-timers.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I dont get it. Moving on. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not on Twitter. I do have a Facebook page and Facebook friends. It's a lot of fun, especially if you… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say if you want to update your status every minutes go to twitter, but last I checker twitter have limited words… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
I am comfortable with technology. I am a private person and would rather not be on Twitter or Facebook. — Zeenat Aman Copy Share Image
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How hasn't someone invented a smoke detector that can tell the difference between blazing inferno & toast?!? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You are the Powerful person only when., your Presence can decrease or increase someones Heartbeat.!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't worry u will be OK if u don't want to get hut or go back to school if Ur tired go… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the… — Jonathan Anthony Burkett Copy Share Image
This Days You Know Your The Choosen One When Your Picture Appears As His/Her Profile Picture On Facebook And Whatsaap — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As users replace usage of the web with a mobile, app-centric ecosystem, the phone becomes the center of gravity. In this mobile… — Keith Teare Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know Facebook has this sort of bizarre culture of like really shunning people who raise legitimate concerns about how, you know,… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
In military they will give you medal for killing 5 men but discharge you for loving ONE. — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Been living on this earth for so long now and still don't know what a happy life feels like. I'm ready for… — Jonathan Anthony Burkett Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where we will share everything about celebrities on social media but our friend's business posts are invisible.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
How can you believe in the word BELIEVE when theres a lie in the center? When theres an END of every FRIEND?… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
I Bought 1 Gigabyte Of Data Just To Unfriend People Who Complain About Their Relationships And The Weather. — Maoza Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What you see from these tech companies - Facebook, YouTube, Twitter - they control the space and they control the speech. — Tim Pool Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
