When a guy likes you...he'll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for… — PrInCeSs PeAcHeS Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We are pretty firm believers in the fact that you make your own fate, with or without the Facebook ordeal. — Tyler Winklevoss Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody with all these devices and it's oh I gotta tweet, I gotta Facebook, I gotta this, I gotta that... it's like… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When we talk with policymakers about Facebook, it's about how users have control over information. — Marne Levine Copy Share Image
When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a… — Betty White Copy Share Image
F yu dnntt knno errylastt detail abbtt sum1 then dnntt start runnin ya mouf abbtt em && sayinn shitt thhtt ydk is… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook's position with rival tech companies boils down to this: if you want access to all the information we've collected, strike a… — Daniel Lyons Copy Share Image
Prom culture is now painstakingly documented on sites such as Instagram and Facebook, exacerbating the angst of the uninvited. — Rachel Simmons Copy Share Image
I was lucky to become a Facebook board member in late 2008. Restricted stock units granted me at the time have increased… — Donald E. Graham Copy Share Image
Think; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut…… if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I didnt know if you like people pictures you gotta be f***in with them, smh people take fb way too serious, but… — Tony G Copy Share Image
I never know how to respond to "What's good?" Life? Everything? Cupcakes & rainbows & puppies? What is the appropriate answer? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“While you were busy trying to prove God stands behind you, God was before me lighting the trail, so he could lead… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do so many females look better on Facebook and Instagram than in person? Answer: Photo Editing -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong. — Idunno Copy Share Image
When your life changes and there's nothing you can do about it. Have the courage to build a new life; I did,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
We might enjoy essays, TED talks, and even Facebook posts bemoaning our dependency on tech, but judging by our enthusiastic adoption of… — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tweet, Facebook, website, but guess what? Do I look at any response? Have I ever looked at a response? I wouldn't… — John Calipari Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here's the lovely thing about not-chronic, non-clinical insomnia; you get to see dawn. Otherwise it's just great for procrastination and doing stupid… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy isn't trying his best to have you, then he probably isn't the best for you to have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave Facebook and Oculus to work on curing diseases using some new imaging technologies I've been incubating for… — Mary Lou Jepsen Copy Share Image
