If you find the word Love in the dictionary you will know the meaning, If you find LOVE from someone, you will… — Ab Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What's the point of having 300+ like's on facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just Sayin' — Anne Dawn Copy Share Image
I hate writing about personal stuff. I don't have a Facebook page. I don't use my Twitter account. I am familiar with… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a thing on Facebook that said, 'Describe George Clooney's wedding in three words,' and my answer was, 'Not invited again.' — Michael O'Keefe Copy Share Image
Mahn y'all aint gon b'lee me. I just saw a Ni55ar in PoloShirt Wit Mayweather punchin PacMan as da Logo. Eiii... These… — PreezY Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When Taylor had called Mark to explain the situation, Facebook's CEO had given clear instructions to shut Twitter down the second it… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You go on Facebook, you buy social advertising. And you can very cost-effectively target people who are in the market for your… — Marc Andreesen Copy Share Image
You have a certain identity that you present to the world on Facebook, and you have a certain identity that you present… — Brian Acton Copy Share Image
Every successful business, even Google, Facebook, Twitter, started with a combination of manual improvements and friends of the founders using the site. — James Altucher Copy Share Image
I can barely use my iPhone. I can't do Facebook, can't do Twitter, can't do Instagram, none of it. — Joe Gilgun Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I use Facebook all the time. I'm not a believer that they're going to do everything on the Internet better than anyone… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
I'm afraid to tell you how I feel cause I don't want to lose you. so I'm just going to be quite… — Purple's Heart Copy Share Image
Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the bad part of town, meaning there was… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As we get older, It becomes difficult to just trust and believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Crap he's online. Should I talk to him? What would we talk about? Okay. I'm gonna do it. Oh... he logged off. — Every Teenage Copy Share Image
Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to think that Mark Zuckerberg is actually impoverishing anyone by getting rich with Facebook. But driverless cars are another matter… — Angus Deaton Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
