1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't let social media screw up something special you have at home. IG, Facebook, Twitter doesn't cook meals or pay bills. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is like a pregnancy. You gotta push through all the struggle and fight to get the reward you've been waiting for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who invites me to any pages that have the words, swag or yolo isn't only get blocked but a punch in… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I'm not a Facebook girl. Even though there is a fake Facebook with my name, it's not me. I'm not on Twitter;… — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
If my tweets offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, That delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock {John Barrymore}; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If partnering with Facebook meant that we had to change our values, we wouldn't have done it. — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans… As they reach over for their fourth slice… — Kevin Copy Share Image
That suspicious moment when someone who doesn't like you suddenly starts being nice to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind to hang out on Facebook or Twitter or even talk on the cellphone, really. — Sal Khan Copy Share Image
“If we unite, we can surmount any mountain and make things happen for the betterment of all.” — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
I'm just more excited about helping new entrepreneurs create the next Facebook or Google. — Paul Buchheit Copy Share Image
There are no second chances so forgive the past remember the present and prepare for the future its the only life you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ife brings tears, smiles and memories. The tears dry, the smiles fade, but the memories last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I confess... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm always getting texts asking why I'm not responding on Instagram or Facebook, and I'm like, 'It's not me. You're writing to… — Travis Fimmel Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny that people make thousands of friends on facebook, but stay strangers for most of them. — Rajesh Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Mostly all famous inventions start off as an accidents. For instance, my invention of running over cats. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whats on my mind you ask? well Facebook, I would tell you but your terrible at keeping secrets! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is an awkward moment when your boss friends your girlfriend on facebook that = creep or creeping. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let the summer begin now: so we can see girls uploading their half naked picture and claim that its hot while thinking… — Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Hurricanes couldn’t remove you from my mind. You’re my world and I’m incapable of not loving you.” — Billie-Jo Williams Copy Share Image
They say your to young to fall in love but truth be told your never too young to die... think about that!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
