6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more &… — Babloo Copy Share Image
Facebook Should get a 'I Don't Even Know you' button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Things like Facebook and Twitter, all that stuff, are about, 'I'm here! Here I am! I'm somebody special!' — Terry O'Quinn Copy Share Image
The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. Youre only doing it for attention and youll be back in a day. — Brad Copy Share Image
Thinks you should never change what u feel based on what others think, never change who u are to fit others ideals.… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's status, then it will say No one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the challenge of having one character who is traveling back in time to find someone. Nowadays, the only way we… — Colin Trevorrow Copy Share Image
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. ...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I grew up on Facebook; it's a different realm I live in. For some people, this is inauthentic, but for me, it's… — Petra Collins Copy Share Image
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While I am not saying Facebook cannot be a wonderland for marketers, I am still waiting to see the proof of it,… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
Take time to find that friend that will be there for you, and if you mistake others for them along the way,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Life would be better if girls had mute buttons, boys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons and good times… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I show support, I do it with the work of my hands and not just with posts on Facebook. — Brian Mast Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Seriously, I want to make an application to detecting every images with duck face, and sell this app to facebook — RK26 Copy Share Image
Google created the intent graph. Facebook created the social graph. We are creating the emotional graph. — Naveen Tewari Copy Share Image
Before giving your heart to anyone, make sure that you own their heart first. Business is business — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Google+ will never have a user base to rival Facebook's. It just won't. Not even if you include the 'users' who create… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything I know about Facebook makes me want to avoid it. Twitter has really improved my reading habits. — Robert Christgau Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the Like button. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Social networking platforms like Facebook and Twitter should be urged to adhere to business practices that maximize the safety of activists using… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
If I'm reading my Facebook feed, it's using algorithms, procedures, and methods to give me what I want, or what it thinks… — Franklin Foer Copy Share Image
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People can live without a Facebook account: my 13-year-old daughter has cancelled her account because it's not cool anymore. — Michael Birch Copy Share Image
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How different would people act if they couldn't show off on social media? Would they still do it?” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MOVIE STAR, a Hollywood resident who cannot live in the institution of marriage -- but doesn't mind frequent visits — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ideally, Facebook would take all our clicks and information and would magically give us everything we want, without us even knowing we… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
