In the digital age of 'overnight' success stories such as Facebook, the hard slog is easily overlooked. — James Dyson Copy Share Image
For the general public or psychos on Facebook, for everyone who's made one negative comment about me, I've probably gotten 250-300 positive… — Abby Lee Miller Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. Man O Man! — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Microsoft, Disney, Ford, Facebook, and a hundreds and thousands of other companies that affect us daily all began life as baby companies,… — Fabrizio Moreira Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you… — Pinho Copy Share Image
For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish all the guys that have ever secretly liked me now and in the past would admit it, or rat out… — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
“Whether it's a social network post or a random act of kindness, I don't share for "likes" I share for love.” — Terry a O'Neal Copy Share Image
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reading my old fb status and wondering how much have I changed in last couple of years or rather say how life… — Jatin Tanwer Copy Share Image
MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is so much we don't know about Facebook. We know we have a corporate monopoly that has repeated serious violations that… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
Advises: Do not waste one more second of you life worrying. It never solves tomorrows problems, and only robs today of it's… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Manufacturing consent begins by weaponizing the meme and utilizing the censorship algorithms of Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.” — James Scott, Senior Fellow, The Center for Cyber Influence Operations Studies Copy Share Image
I left Facebook after Facebook groups began appearing about me and suddenly your personal photographs start becoming public property. — Freddie Stroma Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ' Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I use Facebook quite a lot to keep up with my friends, although I had to delete 'Words With Friends' from my… — Joshua Bell Copy Share Image
Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook became ubiquitous when I was 16, so I vaguely formed a sense of myself a little bit. I had kind of… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if people like me or not.. after all I am not a facebook status to be liked my life… — Kiran Copy Share Image
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking I'm gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, she's under… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Services like Google and Facebook only exist because of the social acceptance of a mass amount of distributed volunteer labor from tons… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook... — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
