I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has no phone,but I talk to him. He's not on facebook,but he's still my friend. He's not on twitter,but I still… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook either makes you a saint, hipocrite or a lunatic, go ahead pick one,your choice! — Nisa Reed Copy Share Image
I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg. — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall … And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In every feelings,thoughts and opinions.If there's no one left talk to...the only one you can turn to is Facebook… now a days... — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Now people meet on Skype, get together on Facebook, Cheat on MSN and break-up by text. Soon,we'll get married by bluetooth and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm most active on Instagram, then Twitter, and then Facebook. I haven't opened up Snapchat for the public; it's only for my… — Varun Dhawan Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by holding a gun at their head and asking them questions. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook shouldn't give us the option to like our own status. Some people didn't realize they shouldn't do it and this is… — Mielya Saladdin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is no love button on Facebook because true love is for the real people around you. They are more deserving of… — Mufti Ismail Menk Copy Share Image
The fact that Facebook presents facial recognition programmes as a desirable development, well, that in itself is a decisive step toward fascism,… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
“... She looks really happy." "Everyone looks happy on Facebook." "I know, right? What's up with that?” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg is the product of Facebook just as surely as Facebook is the product of Mark Zuckerberg. — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
There is a great question.if any boy statue on facebook there is no comment.but if any girl write hi or any else… — Senhamphom Copy Share Image
Everybody follows what Twitter says. Everybody follows what Facebook says. Nobody dictates the situation for himself or herself. — Inspectah Deck Copy Share Image
I do Facebook, but I only have my friends and family on it, and they always laugh at me for how little… — Joanne Froggatt Copy Share Image
“Just when you think world has found a perfect balance, someone starts a live video with terrible sound and shaky footage, often… — Crestless Wave Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
Treating your lovers like royalty all the time can lead them to treat you like a peasant. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People, liking and commenting First to like on a Facebook photo, Really? Will you get a diploma for that? Please Explain, Love… — Donya Ina English Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's a problem that we don't have more companies like Facebook. It shouldn't be the only company that's doing this… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
I joined Facebook purely so I could play online Scrabble. You have eight tiles instead of seven, so you tend to have… — Moby Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK- A place where people announce their problems to the world but no to the person they have a problem with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone… — SouL Copy Share Image
When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
