That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend tagged you and you are looking bad in that photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We fight, we yell, we cry, we stop talking but we still LOVE each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not going to change to plz anyone. I am me! Don't like what you see? Delete is here for a reason. Go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe you should post wants attentions as your status cause I don't think people are getting your drift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook stalking someone and then you accidentally like their status from 2 years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes block someone on facebook didn't help much when you suddenly meet them in real life. fuck off fuck off — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How in the world are you ever going to meet the person you love if you dont love going out in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl texts you first: either, she really likes you or she misses you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack. New life goal? I think so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a relationship status and thinking: 'Ehhhh, I'll give it a week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
