Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually talk to them in person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we ourselves don't understand what's inside our heart,how can we understand what's inside others? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, the place people go to post their problems for everyone to see. funny thing is they won't go to that person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change it from Friends to People Ive made eye contact with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That suspicious moment when someone who doesn't like you suddenly starts being nice to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of Facebook asking Whats on your mind?, it should probably ask WTF is YOUR problem? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
