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Facebook Quotes by Anonymous

392 Facebook quotes by Anonymous

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A notification that says “I’ll be there in 5 minutes” shows how quickly people promise to show up. The quotes contrast personal happiness with outside opinions, label our era as the “WTF generation,” and point out that many share photos just to collect comments. They also hint that Facebook can turn a birthday into a brief moment of fame.

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SO TUREEE :D

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Thanks To Facebook

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Expect Less, Hurt Less

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Your Face: 3 Million people dislike this.

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Turn on chat just to make sure you are online.

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You'll have to speak up... I'm wearing a towel.

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Roses are red, violents are blue

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I always say facebook is just for reading.

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Always fight for what matters.

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May your life, speak louder than your lips

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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.

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Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see.

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When everything on the internet is dead, and you're forced to do something productive.

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Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

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Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

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Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!

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If you are in a relationship DO NOT talk to your ex

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The world seemed a lot less stupid before Facebook.

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Psychologically, constantly thinking about your ex prevents you from finding a new love interest.

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Teenagers on facebook: I'm in a band, I model, I'm bi ~~~~~~~~ What they actually mean: I play guitar hero, I have…

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If you wake up hoping no one tagged you in any pictures from last night, you're partying the right way.

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Guys use the word friendship to start a relationship. Girls use the word friendship to end it...

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I am true to myself and my beliefs I am glad I was taught to accept me for me to live life…

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Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

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Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.

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I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either.

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“We live life for Love, Success, Freedom, Intimacy, Security, Adventure, Power, Passions, Comfort and Health as emotional states and we Google, Linked,…

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Its a new drug thats becoming more potent by the day floating around and got people mind gone worse than crack its…

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If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. I shouldnt…

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When someone throw stones at you, which means you are a good tree full of fruits. They say a lot of harvest…

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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are…

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Facebook is developing, and so are we. Timeline is a big step in the evolution of how we manage our identity online…

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This is not Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this Fuckbook. Picture looking good, but in person... Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook,…

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The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos,…

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I hate it when other people's hair tickles me.

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Never talk about your relationship on Facebook.

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Those who read this, It means I love you

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If you feed your confidence, you'll starve your

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Making a tour of you house while on the phone.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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