Stop! Wasting time on facebook. It's bad. Wasting time on arguing with people, that dislikes what you love is worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shouldn't have to make someone fall in love with you because if it's meant to happen they'll love you with you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was about to read your political rant that you posted on Facebook, but I just went on living my life instead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone truly wants you. Nothing will keep them away, they will do everything they can to be with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never know how to respond to "What's good?" Life? Everything? Cupcakes & rainbows & puppies? What is the appropriate answer? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always tell the people that matter you love them, because you never know when you are going to lose them or when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not until we see someone in a place where they are vulnerable to actually understand the truth of that someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes,thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these b*tches swimmin on the first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many people equate true love with finding a perfect partner without understanding that the world is full of imperfect people, including… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was one of the first people to join Facebook in February of 2004, and launched one of the inaugural applications on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
