I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's posts and it'll say No one likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK- A place where people announce their problems to the world but no to the person they have a problem with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"You are mine forever." The most selfish line, but the sweetest words we want to hear from the one we love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop! Wasting time on facebook. It's bad. Wasting time on arguing with people, that dislikes what you love is worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ramps have been employed to look in the bins along the marathon route in London for suspicious packages. They will be paid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media is your opportunity to reach a massive number of people with transparency, honesty, and integrity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel proud wen bf of a girl removes me frm there fb I'd as just they r afraid of losing their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook Should get a 'I Don't Even Know you' button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's status, then it will say No one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life would be better if girls had mute buttons, boys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons and good times… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love people who post about every detail of their life on facebook¦ then get mad because people are In their Business — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are so fake, sitting around lying on Facebook all day bragging about stuff they don't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you make a wish at 11:11 on 11/11/11 it will come true. Provided that your wish was to waste seconds of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many cute faces you set your EYES upon, if you already have set your HEART for someone, you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
