When you first joined twitter you never thought this shit would be so addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one simple text from that one person can change your entire mood.^_^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you wait for hes replay, the man of your dreams is busy talking to hes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now people meet on Skype, get together on Facebook, Cheat on MSN and break-up by text. Soon,we'll get married by bluetooth and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex before marriage is wrong? Would you buy a car without test driving it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres always that one bitch that likes all of your boyfriends pictures on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
