Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny how love is. It can build you - make you feel whole. But it can also rip you apart into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth to life is: Nobody will love you more than you ever love yourself, so it's important to always treat yourself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's posts and it'll say No one likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK- A place where people announce their problems to the world but no to the person they have a problem with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Number of followers doesn't make you a leader . Hitler had thousands and jesus had 12 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those cards you hold well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life will never be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy isn't trying his best to have you, then he probably isn't the best for you to have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
