Real, the one thing everyone says they are but it should never be said only be shown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has no phone but I talk to him, He has no facebook but he is still my friend, He does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest part about walking away, is no matter how slow you, walk they'll never chase after you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do people even fucking sleep with night lights? my room needs to be as dark as my soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook starts showing how many times we've looked at someone's page, We're all screwed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm singing a song and somebody corrects me -.- b*tch what if I was freestyling?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn't happen by accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
