Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo' bitch chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent woman is sometimes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Average girl nowadays: Saturday: Ohemgeeeee I'm so drunk, YOLO! Sunday: God is good & I can always count on him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl texting you hundreds of miles away saying,I'm drunk. Is like lasagna texting you from Italy saying,I'm delicious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always getting in trouble for my drunk texts . Seemed like a good idea then. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
