I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk is not an excuse for anything peeps. Take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All in all, I was a sad man. When I was not fighting, I was drunk. My life was writ in red,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say drinking milk makes you stronger, drink 5 glasses of milk, then try to move the wall, you Can't, right? now,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Italian saying of 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' is 'you want your bottle full of wine and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh you, unceasing sun, to me Your particles communicate The luminous essence of God, Are you our God? I do not know.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who has chanced like me to roam through desolate mountains and studied at length their fantastic shapes and drunk the invigorating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And then, as someone turned the music up by the bar, I kicked off my shoes and I began to dance. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How are you, darling? Your momma didn’t tell me you were in town. But your momma isn’t talking to me right now—I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
