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Drunk Quotes by Anonymous

197 Drunk quotes by Anonymous

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A slurred compliment follows a night of wine. The quotes show how being drunk can turn a simple remark into a heartfelt confession, blur the line between a tree and an air freshener, and mix joy with love. They also point out that a drunk person can’t hide both their tipsiness and their affection.

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Drunk in love.

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I need this hahah

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Take me drunk I' m home.

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I'm drunk but truthful.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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I'm not a bad person.

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I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

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Drunk people say the darndest things.

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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

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Drunk people suck when they're not me.

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Im a little drunk on you, and high on summertime(:

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I hate talking to drunk people when I'm sober.

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But wait guys, being drunk is cute right?

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Every guy has had a bad experience with a drunk girl...

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I want to party so hard that I wake up drunk on the front lawn and not remember what happened, whose with…

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The next morning when you wake up and think what the hell happened...

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Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu!

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Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

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Nothin' gets me high on life or drunk on love the way you do...

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Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!!

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My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk.

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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.

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When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when…

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It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser

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I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a…

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You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your…

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Unhappy man! Do you share my maddness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale,…

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And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security?

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I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's…

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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know…

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Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent…

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Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of…

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Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't…

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In a field, I am the absence of field. In a crowd, I am the absence of crowd. In a dream, I…

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Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;…

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No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid.…

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So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still…

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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!…

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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

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